Greetings and salutations, my precious heathen sluts! As you have undoubtedly noticed, there’s been quite a bit of silence from the Lake Nipples Substackmatic Universe over the past three months, and a lot of vague allusions to “some crazy-ass shit” going down in my personal…
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Pasta tastes better when it's seasoned with tears
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Esmerelda's finally awake, and she's in for a world of surprises
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Bitches love ham
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Greetings from Lake Nipples!Greetings and salutations, my darling heathen sluts! We are now ten whole weeks into The Edible Erotic Adventures of Esmerelda Poppingcorn, and …
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Esmerelda isn't the only one having fun in Lake Nipples...
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Get ready for a good time...
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The birds of Lake Nipples are not what they seem...
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