Every erotic heroine needs an origin story
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It's time to put the "porn" in "food porn"
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Get ready for a good time...
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Esmerelda isn't the only one having fun in Lake Nipples...
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Modern medicine is being disrupted, and it's happening on the shores of Lake Nipples
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Miss the last installment? Click here to catch up. When Esmerelda Poppingcorn was 33-years-old, she wore dresses as beige as boneless, skinless chicken…
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Sex is better with sprinkles
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This will be the social event of the season...
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Just like its clientele, Sabrosos Colgajos' tacos are as easy as they are delicious
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Satiate your hunger for sexual ham
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Did Esmerelda’s last sexual escapade get you in the mood to put a doughnut on someone’s wang? No? Well, you’re getting the recipe anyway. Enjoy!
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It's a sexy table of contents!
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