Chapter Two Bonus Content: Play With Yourself
Show yourself a good time
Greetings and salutations, all you gorgeous (and generous) paid subscribers! This Thursday, as a reward for your patronage and insatiable thirst for smut, you will have exclusive access to this tawdry tale’s first hardcore food porn chapter. Esmerelda’s deepest hungers have been at last awakened, and she’s ready to explore the sexual side of ham.
These most scrumptious sexcapades are going to fundamentally change you as a human being, and it would be wise to start readying your body… and your mind. So for this Monday’s bonus content, enjoy these edible erotic word puzzles that will tickle your brain and your naughty bits!
Like Wordle?
Then you’ll love SEXY WORDLE! Here’s a hint:
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