Greetings and salutations, my precious heathen sluts! As you have undoubtedly noticed, there’s been quite a bit of silence from the Lake Nipples Substackmatic Universe over the past three months, and a lot of vague allusions to “some crazy-ass shit” going down in my personal life. I’ve gotten concerned emails and DMs from quite a number of you, cannot begin to express my gratitude for every single note—of all the heathen sluts in the world, you guys are the heathen sluttiest. And since you’re a filthy, filthy family to me, I feel I owe you an explanation.
Glad you’re back, and glad you took some time to take care of you (and like, hopefully you still are doing that). Looking forward to the next bit of the story!
❤️
Glad you’re back, and glad you took some time to take care of you (and like, hopefully you still are doing that). Looking forward to the next bit of the story!
You are amazing, hang in there!!
:)
So you really never got over that taco truck thing, huh? Not saying I blame you.