Previously in Lake Nipples...

It's a sexy table of contents!

Feb 10, 2022

The majority of Lake Nipples is free to enjoy, but the super sexy sex stuff is exclusively for paid subscribers. (Good food porn ain’t cheap, kids!) Paid subscribers also have access to recipes, upcoming audio installments, and whatever else is marked with an asterisk — they’re not essential to follow along with the story, but they make it a lot more fun.

Prelude: The Story Begins
Chapter One: Coming Home
Chapter Two: Randall Returns
Chapter Three: Ham Bonin’ (NSFW)*
- P.S.* Recipe: Burning Ham Sandwich
Chapter Four: The Hamwakening
- P.S.: You are Cordially Invited to a Wedding
Chapter Five: Lily’s Secret
- P.S.* Recipe: Sabrosos Colgajos’s Tuna Tacos

Chapter Six: Wedding Day Wetness
- P.S.*: Penis Covered in Bees? We Can Help!
Chapter Seven* (NSFW): Doughnuts & Holes
- P.S.* Recipe: Sexy Miso Caramel Doughnuts (to do very dirty things with)

Chapter Eight: Who’s Your Daddy
Chapter Nine: God, Mother Owl
Chapter Ten* (NSFW): Vigor Mortis
- P.S.* Recipe: Pasta Primavera à la Mac Muffins Memorial Hospital
Chapter Eleven: Waking Up
Chapter Twelve: Waking Up (Again)