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also the tableau of throwing mints and shit on the ground for the bitches to scavenge is perfect

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Once your beef has been claimed by the lake, you can’t be picky. You get what you get and you don’t get upset.

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yeah, the beef drowned....can't make that shit up

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Lakes love beef.

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I know... I've pooped in a lake or two after a night of beef. they just take it all in with no resistance. big lakes. not small lakes.. that's not friendly to anyone. I also used to poop in the bushes when I was a cross country runner in high school. so not malicious...just necessary....but what are you gonna do? poop is very central in my life. maybe there will be some ham and poop stuff? I mean, hey, your asshole is reaaaaaal close to the vag....we've all been there.

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another great segment! and were you squealing with delight when you wrote "hamstravaganza?" cuz i squealed upon reading it. and agree about the famished cockatoos - you have a talent for imagery and hilarity!

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Thank you so much! I hope you'll spread the word about this naughty adventure and get some friends to join the fun. Food porn could -- AND SHOULD -- bring us all together.

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will do! i even put it in my latest Nutrition Newsletter! Since I found. you via Huel and this is all about food, it was a perfect match.

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Lily and Esme must slap meat flaps

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Maybe they will, maybe they won’t! ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN!

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