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Mar 30, 2022Liked by Allison Robicelli

Grits.

Watermelon.

Turducken.

Gogurt.

Popeyes Chicken Sandwich.

The P'zone.

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Mar 30, 2022Liked by Allison Robicelli

It does feel like we need some fruit to balance out the food groups, and watermelon is the sexiest of fruits

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You don't hear people saying that about watermelon every day!

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Mar 30, 2022Liked by Allison Robicelli

<insert a melon baller joke here>

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Do you guys think I could get sued by the Gogurt people?

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Mar 30, 2022Liked by Allison Robicelli

Just think of the publicity!

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Yogurt DOES have all those healthy bacteria that clear up yeast infections, but I don't know if it works if it's cotton candy flavored.

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Mar 30, 2022Liked by Allison Robicelli

One would hope. :D

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I've been playing with idea of making someone fuck a Hot Pocket, but do I really want to be on Hot Pockets' bad side?

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Mar 31, 2022Liked by Allison Robicelli

No, but the fact that they come out molten in the center is cause for concern…HOT pocket or wait five minutes and lukewarm pocket? These are things that keep me up at night.

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Okay I have -- and I swear to god I’m being 100% serious -- done research on this, and the move is to make the Hot Pocket, bite off the end, let the steam come out for 5 minutes, and then stick your dick in it. For the record I got this info off the internet, and did not make my husband fuck a Hot Pocket. I asked but he said “no”, and I respect his boundaries.

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Apr 1, 2022Liked by Allison Robicelli

Sometimes I love the internet

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totally board with the grits

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I once wondered if someone was fingerfucked with a chicken finger, would the breaded coating disengage from the meat? This isn't my suggestion, just my question to the expert. My suggestions are pure 1970s - fondue, water chestnuts, and aspics

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Starting this Substack was the best decision that I have ever made in my entire life.

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Why has no one suggested triple Creme Brie for some triple ménage action.

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Well someone has now, and I’m into it!

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I’d like to see more fruit as well make a pink pineapple or pine berries

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^^^My husband, everybody -- the ever classy Jack Mehoff.

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