Greetings and salutations, my precious heathen sluts! As you have undoubtedly noticed, there’s been quite a bit of silence from the Lake Nipples…
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May 2022

Pasta tastes better when it's seasoned with tears
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Esmerelda's finally awake, and she's in for a world of surprises
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April 2022

Bitches love ham
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March 2022

Greetings from Lake Nipples!Greetings and salutations, my darling heathen sluts! We are now ten whole weeks into The Edible Erotic Adventures of Esmerelda Poppingcorn, and …
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Esmerelda isn't the only one having fun in Lake Nipples...
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Get ready for a good time...
The birds of Lake Nipples are not what they seem...
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She'll always be daddy's girl, even if he's batshit crazy
Did Esmerelda’s last sexual escapade get you in the mood to put a doughnut on someone’s wang? No? Well, you’re getting the recipe anyway. Enjoy!
Sex is better with sprinkles
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February 2022

Modern medicine is being disrupted, and it's happening on the shores of Lake Nipples
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